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babexlincoln:

“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”

babexlincoln:

“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”

(Source: perfectdaddies, via brittanyschoice)

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: President Obama may have killed it at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but did you see Jimmy Kimmel?

On Mitt Romney:

“You can’t have a beer with him, because he doesn’t drink. You can’t have a cup of coffee with him, because he can’t have caffeine. You can’t even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car.”

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looveebria:

why i failed college

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babexlincoln:

“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”

babexlincoln:

“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”

(Source: perfectdaddies, via brittanyschoice)

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: President Obama may have killed it at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but did you see Jimmy Kimmel?

On Mitt Romney:

“You can’t have a beer with him, because he doesn’t drink. You can’t have a cup of coffee with him, because he can’t have caffeine. You can’t even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car.”

[vvv]

looveebria:

why i failed college

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